Saturday, May 15, 2010

Six Days in the Camping Life of Portia

Day One

Arrived, relaxed. Buffness of V breaks fork while eating steak dinner.

Day Two

Rain! Lightning! Some hail as well. Camera left under awning made by tarp; only casualty.

Buffness of V once again breaks fork, this time while eating pork chops.

Also, minor moth altercation.

Day Three

Discover hardiness of moths. Slight panic ensues.

More rain.

Dutch-blitz provides liveliness.

No broken forks.

Day Four

Spend more than an hour watching squirrel dubbed Chadwick. Wish I could stuff cheeks full of pancakes.

Yet more rain.

Yet another broken fork.

Day Five

Watch chipmunks fight over absurdly, over-sized marshmallow.

More rain.

Chadwick is joined by Carl, the rabbit, and Gus, the ultra fat chipmunk.

Day Six

Moth falls down my shirt. Don't wish to discuss.

It rains.

We leave.

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